dutchster:

"you don’t beat around the bush, do you?" my neighbor asks as i masturbate vigorously onto his shrubbery


awwww-cute:

Heard a loud noise and went to check. Something tells me these two had something to do with it


nic0tine-kisses:

Title Fight // Introvert

faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

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one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

buttermilkmonster:

“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”

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“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”

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wolverxne:

Sunrise on Beaufort Sea | by: { Kyriakos Kaziras }
    *pencil drops*
    me:could this day get any worse

adultnapped:

paperacid:

dickscratch:

bruh

true

my anaconda