stephenhawqueen:

how come girls line the bottoms of their eyes and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz?? how come girls wear all black and look so pretty but i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how come girls can have side bangs and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how do girls do anything without looking like 2005 pete wentz???

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

me too

animedads:

"eat shit and die" is both a scathing thing to say to somebody and a fundamental truth of being mortal

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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